Or the finale of Smash for sports people. Or the PS2 release season for sports people. Or a new baby for sports people. It’s annoying, but the main function of social media on this 2013th year of our Lord is to inundate people who like you in real life over the internet with something so personally exciting as to literally bore to death those who don’t care about it.
Follow me on Twitter (@petulantpanda13) to hear all about the baby panda at the National Zoo and all about throw pillows!