IRS, we all want to screw over the Tea Party. I would like to put Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck in a burlap sack and tell them the person who makes it out alive gets 100,000 Twitter followers and watch them fight it out like badgers. But I don’t. Not just because finding a sack that large seems difficult, but because it’s illegal and because it would lend legitimacy to the Tea Party’s platform of martyrdom. Just, dammit.