Seriously, bitches. I’ve been living in a k-hole of Breaking Bad episodes, beginning with Season 1 earlier this month. I’m in the middle of Season 5 now. I don’t have the capacity for violence, so the best I can do is visit you in a scary dream and haunt you while singing a fierce uptempo number written by Bock and Harnick with a chorus of your dead relatives. You will not like it.