Chris*, if nothing else in your life can scare you straight, please watch this video. Josh Brolin has also been convicted of domestic violence. Josh Brolin also continues to get to work with people at the top of his field. Josh Brolin also is considered handsome. When you watch this video, know that you look like just as much of an asshole as Josh Brolin.
Josh*, like, all of this stuff, but switch your name and Chris’.
*I obviously personally know Josh Brolin and Chris Brown who are both huge fans of my blog. Obviously.